you may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. The man played Iron Man. Iron Man. A badass engineer turned superhero. He built himself a heart, for God’s sakes. And if that isn’t enough, he is playing Sherlock Holmes! As if the man could have any more mystery in those eyes, he is now going to be a detective! I’ll tell you what, Mr. Downey. You can come solve a mystery. It involves me, you, a bed and a soundproof room. Clothing discouraged.
2. The dude has a nice body. And not in that too many muscles type of way either. He’s got these nice shoulders that make you want to kiss them and scratch them while he does dirty things to you. He’s got this stomach that makes you want to nibble it. Basically, he’s the epitome of delicious in a perfect package.
3. The man smokes. Alright, so maybe this isn’t the healthiest of habits. But looking at the picture above, it wouldn’t be even close to as sexy without that cigarette in his mouth. He holds it perfectly, as if he’s willing to drop it out of his mouth the second you lean in to kiss him. If he can hold a cigarette so perfectly, imagine what else can be done with that mouth!
4. He plays the violin. In 1992 he played Charlie Chaplin in Chaplin. He could’ve very well faked his way through it, but no. He chose the high (and may I say rather classy) road and learned the violin for the part. That means he’s good with his fingers (wink!) and can play you a tune that instantly makes you swoon. Ladies?
5. He can handle his shit. He had a drug abuse problem and fixed it. He almost let his career die and handled it. BY HIMSELF. The man can take care of business AND look good while doing so. Basically any issue you may have, he’ll fix that in a heartbeat all while playing a song for you shirtless with a cigarette rested perfectly on his lips. Yup. Perfect.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. You can listen to him talk politics all day, or just pretend to while you stare into his icy blue eyes, having a “wet” dream as he speaks.  Every lady wants a man who is mentally and sexually stimulating.
2. Journalists have a wide vocabulary; he can teach you new words to scream during orgasms.  Oh, and I’m sure all that talking on 360 gave him practice with his tongue.
3. Anderson has a “no holds bar” approach when it comes to reporting.  He’s reported with bombs exploding in the background, and guns being shot from left to right.  He will do anything!  I’m pretty sure that translates to the bedroom. This man is kinky.
4. His “grown up” silver hair makes you want to call him Daddy, while his boyish looks makes you want go give him a lollipop, or anything sweet for that matter.
5. He’s been around the world and seen many things half of us will never see in our lifetime.  He’s a deep man with lots of heroizing and inspirational stories. And despite his “mild dyslexia”, Anderson Cooper is one of the most intelligent men in the news media.  Oh, fuck it! We all just want to hop in bed and experience his manhood all night.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. His eyes: they’re like little oceans of sex pools that you’ll get lost in while he serenades you.
2. He can sing. I mean, SING. Take a listen. Now tell me you didn’t just ‘gasm when he hit that falsetto. I know I did.
3. He has a hot-ass wife. Threesome, anyone? I have a feeling he’d be down.
4. Robin has elf ears. Imagine that kinky freaky elf sex. You know you thought of that when you saw this.
5. He’s ELOQUENT. He has something to say, and he’s not afraid to say it. He’ll show you he loves you through song and smiling with his perfect teeth. He’ll say, “All of us wouldn’t be so different if we weren’t supposed to be” and he doesn’t sound like a redundant douchebag, because he’s motherfucking Robin Thicke.

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whytheyrehot:

Why he’s hot:

1. Look at him. The man is 43 and he still makes the panties drop. Don’t believe me? Look down. Yup, on the floor.
2. Those eyes. Those smoldering eyes that are brown one minute and green the next. They just suck you in until you are inches away from that ever present five o’clock shadow and you can’t help but to imagine what it feels like as it brushes against your skin. And if that isn’t enough the man’s mouth should be. Such sweet things fall from those lips like a god damned Irish accent that he acquired to play William in P.S. I Love You. Every time you watch the scene in the pub your mouth starts to water and you want to beat the shit out of Hillary Swank just to hear him say “love” at the end of every sentence.
3. He played the hero verging on villain in Watchmen and you still wanted him to find you and drag you back to his bedroom to teach you about justice and liberty all while he spanks your naughty, naughty bottom.
4. Did I mention this man is so god damn hot that people confuse Javier Bardem and Robert Downey Jr. with him? Now that is a case of mistaken sexiness.
5. He played the most smoking hot dad to two of the most gorgeous boys the world will ever know on the show Supernatural. Can you say hello Mr. Winchester? I can. And I can also say harder, faster, and YES.

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whytheyrehot:

Why She’s Hot:

1. The obvious, her voice. The sounds she makes on the radio alone are sometimes enough to give you an orgasm. From the slow and rhythmic ‘Rehab’ to the seductive and sexy ‘Disturbia’, one has to give some kind of credit to a girl who can turn you on solely with her voice. Makes you wonder what kind of sounds you could force out of those lips.
2. Her rockin’ bod. Holy shit. I mean, the girl walks around half naked sometimes, and all of us drool over the magazine pictures when she does.
3. The good girl factor. Rihanna isn’t one of those celebrities that sings to be famous and stops there. She genuinely cares about the world and the people in it. Whether it be UNICEF, to kids with leukemia, to the ads she did for people with AIDS, Rihanna is all over the place helping people. I don’t know about you, but someone that famous actually giving a shit about someone other than herself is effing sexy, and makes you want to take a lead from her most recent CD and find out just how bad this good girl can be.
4. Her accent. Rihanna is no exception. Just hearing her talk makes you want to do her so hard she screams your name loud enough for the neighbors to hear what a hot accent she has.
5. Her fashion sense. Honestly, some of the stuff she wears in her daily routine or in her magazine shoots are just…weird. But it doesn’t matter, because it’s fucking RIHANNA. Her strange attire for the Fourth of July is nothing new, but seriously. Wearing stuff like that just makes you want to reach out and peel those little fuckers off and give those perfect breasts a nice squeeze.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He plays Ron Weasley, a food-loving, funny but very good friend on the Harry Potter series. One of the hottest in the entire cast I have to say.
2. He grew up to be so gorgeous. Can you see those huge muscles? Those cool, tight shirts he keeps on wearing make the girls drool all over the place! I can’t but day dream of touching those heaven sent sexy arms someday.
3. THE BRITISH ACCENT, C’MON. SEXY AS HELL.
4. He has an unusual but sizzling hot appearance: blue-green eyes together with red coloured hair. <3
5. At school he prefers studying biology, physics, chemistry, arts. So he’s smart too.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. … I’m sorry, what? List? Oh, I was distracted by the pools of sex that live in Tyson’s face. Those orbs of blue send chills so far down your back, they’ll sneak around and hit your clit. When he stares at you with them you can feel your clothes sliding straight off your body as his mind and eyes scream “fuck me”. Have you not seen the video clip for ‘Gives You Hell’?
2. His 6’4” lanky frame that doesn’t have a single hair upon it until you hit that beautiful little happy trail that just begs you to look lower. See? Look at that! He’s already got his belt undone so he can rip it off faster as he fucks you then and there.
3. At live shows he often comes onstage with no shirt on - right off the bat. Think about it ladies, this man does not like wearing clothes. Also, at live shows, he likes to give the crowd a little sneak peak as he pulls his low-rise jeans down to expose just enough to make you want to claw the security guards and jump up onto stage to do things to him that would make his mother cry.
4. His bone structure screams “fuck me” as you stare mindlessly at his high cheekbones and his sharp jaw. Whoever knew bone structures could scream at you… Oh yeah, he also modelled for Glamour Magazine and was a featured Hugo Boss model.
5. His voice… I don’t even know what kind of accent it is, but when he drawls out your name and swaggers up to you in a bar, you know whats coming. A big helping of Tyson cock. He knows he’s a ladies man, and my god, does he work with that angle. The fact that he knows he has the power to make our panties drop with a single look is just so fucking hot, it’s unbelievable. And may I just say that he’s been pleasuring the same girl for a couple of years, which must mean he’s doing something right. But remember ladies, girlfriend ain’t married ;)

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He’s a Vampire. That’s right, a fucking Vampire. But he’s not some sparkly virgin, oh no! This dude knows how to get down because he’s been getting down with girls(and even some dudes) left and right for over 1000 years. Yeah, you heard me right. He’s had 1000 years to perfect his technique and believe me he’s put that time to good use.
2. Two words — gracious plenty. If you’ve read the Charlaine Harris books you know what I’m talking about and if you haven’t, well, I’ll go ahead and tell you: He’s got a big ‘ole cock. It’s been confirmed. It’s HUGE. (Warning, that link contains fucking hot book spoilers.)
3. He knows how to dress. In fact, he can wear outfits that look completely ridiculous on anyone else and you accept it and love it and can’t wait to rip it the fuck off and beg for him to do you right then and there.
4. His smile and those fangs. Maybe you’re not into getting bit during sex but give this guy five minutes and you’ll be offering your neck to him regardless of whether or not you have a boyfriend. He’s just that good.
5. His arms. His neck. His clavicles. His back. Every piece of this dude is hot and pictures of any part can be instantly be qualified as porn. That should tell you something right there.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. HE’S FUCKING BATMAN. There is nothing sexier than a guy who saves people in a mask and suit, and rides in a Batmobile. He can ride me next. Start sliding off the roof of a building and BAM, he’ll be there to save you. Then he will take you home and you can thank him with some good old fashioned lovin’.
2. He got pissy and swore on the set of Terminator. Then was man enough to apologize for it. That’s hot. He can take his rage out on me, with some hot passionate sex
3. His body. He’s toned, he’s ripped. You just want to rip off his shirt and run your hands up and down his pecs and abs.
4. His accent. No one can resist a man with an accent. After sex, he can whisper sweet nothings into your ear. Then have more sex because his voice just turns you on so damn much.
5. He can dance and sing. Ever seen Newsies? Ask him to do his routine…naked.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. The boy can sing. And what on earth is sexier than a boy who can sing? Singing you to sleep, singing you a love song, or, um… just singing to you as he takes your clothes off. Whatever. We’re not picky.
2. He’s a good old fashioned southern boy, which means he’d be perfect to bring home to charm your mom. And then, you know, perfect for you to bring home and have him charm you’re clothes off.
3. He can pull of being a brunette, he can pull of being a blonde, and he can pull of being, um, pink (well, not really, but let’s forgive him.) Point is, he’s brave, and no matter what color his hair is he still emits a motherfucking large amount of sex appeal.
4. He’s a pro at swinging microphones. And if he’s that good with his hand eye coordination, we can think of a lot of other things he’d be good at.
5. He’s sweet, he’s sexy, and he wants you. What a perfect, perfect boy.

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