you may be a lover, but you ain't no dancer.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. His name is Gabriel Eduardo Saporta. That’s just sex in fancy, Uruguayan linguistics.
2. That whole tall, dark & handsome thing.
3. That lower torso you see there, and how it peeks out at you from between his super low rise skinny jeans and too short t-shirts.
4. He admits he can’t sing but is all like “fuck you, I know I can’t but I love doing it so STFU.”
5. His package looks a little swollen sometimes. Like he might be carrying something serious down there. Maybe.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. Jason Mraz. Is his name German? Who cares the way it rolls off your tongue is magnificent. You can basically say his name over and over and develop an attraction for his name alone. Jason Mraz, Jason Mraz, Jason Mraz. See?
2. He has openly admitted to smoking pot. Knowing this, I have random dreams of smoke blowing out his mouth like Snoop Dogg. Only he’s Jason Mraz and it looks a lot better when he does it.  It probably looks better when he does anything. Sitting on the toilet, picking his nose, brushing his teeth - you know, the regular people stuff.
3. He opens the door in his briefs, knife in hand. For anyone else that would basically be weird but in his case, it’s just a turn on. We can play the game killer. I’ll be the the innocent by-stander that he doesn’t kill but just has sex with. That’d be a really great game.
4. He’s plays an acoustic guitar.  He plays an acoustic guitar? He plays an acoustic guitar! It seems no matter which way you phrase that sentence, it comes out as yea, he’s a stud because he has a guitar.
5. He not only openly admitted to smoking pot but he also has shared the fact he has made out with guys because at one point in his life he thought he was gay. He discovered he was not. But I’m still banking on the fact he might be down for a three-some. Him, me and maybe one of the guys listed below. I’m just sayin’ Jason Mraz, it would be epic.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. His snide manner - how he talks all smooth and careless, saunters around and cocks the half smile and melts you. He would look at you across a smoky bar and you’d want him to undress you with those piercing blue eyes so badly that subconciously you’d start dropping trou before you even realized it and then once you realized you had his attention you’d totally keep going. Then you’d get kicked out the bar for public indency but he’d follow you and you’d have rough sex in the alley. Yeeaaaahhh.
2. The bulge in his pants.
3. The bulge.
4. Uh, his acting? I dunno, I’m distracted now.
5. That fucking bulge. I mean how big is that man’s cock?! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He reads books. The ones with words, not pictures. You know what that means? That means he’s smart and will actually pay attention to everything you’re saying. He digs that you’re in college. You can have an intellectual conversation right before you fuck his brains out. That’s always nice.
2. He can be scruffy and rugged one day and clean cut the next. He’s like Burger King’s motto, have it your way except he’s equipped with a penis. Nom, nom? Yes, nom.
3. I think it’s safe to say everyone will pretend to be the quirky Zooey Deschannel for him. No matter your race or ethnicity. “hey, I’m Zooey! Let’s make out! Let’s fall in love for 500 Days and stuff”
4. He was like the dork in high school but the good looking dork that you secretly wanted to get with but wouldn’t admit it to your friends because well, he’s dorky and picks his nose - not discreetly. Gross? Only if he doesn’t eat his nose findings. You’re so game!
5. He likes indie bands. You like indie bands. Hipster heaven.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. Why isn’t he hot? Have you looked at this GQ Mother Fucker? Those plump limps, those perfect teeth, those gorgeous eyes, that tan, lean physique. That sexy ass Irish accent. He’s proof that there is a God and that God loves women (and gay men). What else could possibly explain such a perfect creature among us?
2. Speaking of eyes. Those eyes. Holy fuck. He just looks like he wants to ravage everything. Everyone. Over and over and over. I mean they just say “GET NAKED”. Shit, I got naked just looking for a photo to accompany this post. You know your fly is twitching. Shut up.
3. He’s not just a pretty face: he’s actually a great actor and he can sing and dance on top of it. Dance like Elvis. Good hip action means a good fuck. Usually.
4. He made out with Ewan McGregor. I’m sorry, that’s hot.
5. Two words: The Tudors. You need to see it. No, seriously. You need to see it. It’s like porn, for women. Bet you a dollar you’re wet when it’s over.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. The man played Iron Man. Iron Man. A badass engineer turned superhero. He built himself a heart, for God’s sakes. And if that isn’t enough, he is playing Sherlock Holmes! As if the man could have any more mystery in those eyes, he is now going to be a detective! I’ll tell you what, Mr. Downey. You can come solve a mystery. It involves me, you, a bed and a soundproof room. Clothing discouraged.
2. The dude has a nice body. And not in that too many muscles type of way either. He’s got these nice shoulders that make you want to kiss them and scratch them while he does dirty things to you. He’s got this stomach that makes you want to nibble it. Basically, he’s the epitome of delicious in a perfect package.
3. The man smokes. Alright, so maybe this isn’t the healthiest of habits. But looking at the picture above, it wouldn’t be even close to as sexy without that cigarette in his mouth. He holds it perfectly, as if he’s willing to drop it out of his mouth the second you lean in to kiss him. If he can hold a cigarette so perfectly, imagine what else can be done with that mouth!
4. He plays the violin. In 1992 he played Charlie Chaplin in Chaplin. He could’ve very well faked his way through it, but no. He chose the high (and may I say rather classy) road and learned the violin for the part. That means he’s good with his fingers (wink!) and can play you a tune that instantly makes you swoon. Ladies?
5. He can handle his shit. He had a drug abuse problem and fixed it. He almost let his career die and handled it. BY HIMSELF. The man can take care of business AND look good while doing so. Basically any issue you may have, he’ll fix that in a heartbeat all while playing a song for you shirtless with a cigarette rested perfectly on his lips. Yup. Perfect.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. You can listen to him talk politics all day, or just pretend to while you stare into his icy blue eyes, having a “wet” dream as he speaks.  Every lady wants a man who is mentally and sexually stimulating.
2. Journalists have a wide vocabulary; he can teach you new words to scream during orgasms.  Oh, and I’m sure all that talking on 360 gave him practice with his tongue.
3. Anderson has a “no holds bar” approach when it comes to reporting.  He’s reported with bombs exploding in the background, and guns being shot from left to right.  He will do anything!  I’m pretty sure that translates to the bedroom. This man is kinky.
4. His “grown up” silver hair makes you want to call him Daddy, while his boyish looks makes you want go give him a lollipop, or anything sweet for that matter.
5. He’s been around the world and seen many things half of us will never see in our lifetime.  He’s a deep man with lots of heroizing and inspirational stories. And despite his “mild dyslexia”, Anderson Cooper is one of the most intelligent men in the news media.  Oh, fuck it! We all just want to hop in bed and experience his manhood all night.

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whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. That body. That bo-day. Oh holy fuck on a shit sandwich that body. He’s all tall and lean and thick with just the perfect amount of hair on his chest and that sexy little happy trail begging us all to pants him. That’s what we should do. He’s nice to paparazzi - maybe we should all grab cameras and pretend to be photogs and when he’s off his guard and waves at us one of us runs up and just pulls his shorts down. Who’s down? Anyone? Anyone?
2. He is the boy next door. Your parents would love him immediately. Beware though, your parents have seen his movies and he might cause your dad to discover he’s gay and your mom to turn into a cougar. That’d be awkward.
3. His heart. Sappy yeah, but sexy as all get out too. From planting trees in the forest and protesting for gay rights to hosting adoption drives for homeless animals and fundraising for low income college students, Jake cares about the world and it’s inhabitants. Could you imagine? Watching Jake spend the day playing with animals and then finally bringing an adorable little pup over to you, looking at you with his own big blue puppy dog eyes and asking ‘can we keep him’? You’d melt. Just picturing that in your head made you go ‘awwww’ and orgasm simultaneously.
4. The scruff. No one can rock The Scruff like him. 5 o’ clock shadows are hot on any guy, no matter who it is, but on Jake it personifies rugged charm and makes you want it chaffing the insides of your thighs.
5. I’m sorry, what? Are you seriously looking for another reason why Jake Mother Fucking Gyllenhaal is hot? You’re ridiculous. I refuse to indulge your ridiculousness any longer.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. There is a certain heir about James. I mean, I hate to judge but something about this man says I’m a human vibrator. Who doesn’t like something that is battery free?
2. Did anyone catch the make-out scenes in Wanted? After that, I’m really feeling like his tongue belongs in no place other than my throat and the only time we take breaks is to breathe. Is it too much to say, I don’t really like oxygen anyway? Breathing, it’s overrated.
3. Go figure the skinny guy has some serious fucking muscles. You have so many secrets James. Care to let me find out some more? Maybe the secret that is hiding in your pants. Don’t worry, I’m not afraid of snakes, not even the big kind. Oh so you have one! Does the snake play with cats?
4. He’s not exactly the guy next door like Jake but he is a nice guy. He’s the type that will put on a great show for your parents and then after dinner with your parents, exuse himself and you immediately to have sex in a really public place. Who cares? You’re hestitant but not really because honestly that’s bad ass and he’s James McAvoy. Having that in between your legs is all you want, anytime, anywhere.
5. He likes all that classic rock. Not the shit you sing around the camp fire. James likes Def Leppard and you love him for it, you’re dying to do a strip tease to Pour Some Sugar On Me.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. You’ve seen him, right? His body? Do you need a reminder? Oh, well I’m happy to oblige: yes.yes.yes. He’s 6’2” of sex. 231 lbs of perfection. You want that strong, tall, delicious man in your life. Picking you up and having his way with you against the wall. No matter how big or small you are - he’s man enough to handle it and toss you around like a doll.
2. He makes a beard look good. Sure, it’s all the craze to wear more hair on your face than your head nowadays, but not many men can pull it off without looking fat, homeless, dirty or old. Ryan can. It just draws more attention those those beautiful dark brown eyes.
3. He’s a goddamned superhuman. He played Deadpool in X-Men Origins: Wolverine and a franchise feature on his character is development now. Anyone who saw that film will tell you that his action sequence as Wade Wilson? Best in the film. Now, he’s been cast as Green Lantern. Do you know how badass Green Lantern is? Do you know how badass you have to be for people to want you to play him on top of playing Deadpool? Two of the most popular comic book characters of all time? Pretty fucking badass, that’s how badass.
4. His demeanor - he just exudes sexy and friendly and funny and good natured. He’s the guy you’d want to stick around after you’d hit your orgasm limit for the night, the one you’d want to snuggle up next to and watch television and just talk and crack jokes with. Getting along with someone that can get you off? Priceless people. Priceless.
5. He’s Canadian. Canadian boys are so, so hot.

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. You can’t pronounce his name. Imagine: while you sat with him on your couch as he tried to coax the correct enunciation of you, you’d both become overwhelmed with desire after studying each other’s lips so closely that you’d fuck right there. You’d get that name right then, I’ll bet. You’d get it right really loud, and really repetitively. All night long.
2. He’s fucking Swedish for God’s sake. Listen to that accent. Don’t lie and say you’d be able to keep your clothes on if he was talking to you. No one would believe you.
3. He’s effortlessly sexy. Effortlessly debonair. Effortlessly whatever other word which means he wouldn’t even have to try to get you in bed.
4. He’s an absolute sweetheart but we’ve all seen True Blood. We know what he’s capable of.
5. Look at him. LOOK. AT. HIM.